Naughty but nice?

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Lincoln
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Naughty but nice?

Post by Lincoln » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:00 pm

> A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work,
> not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
>
> Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
> The boy now has company.
>
> Boy: "Dark in here."
>
> Man: "Yes it is."
>
> Boy: "I have a baseball."
>
> Man: "That's nice."
>
> Boy: "Want to buy it?"
>
> Man: "No, thanks."
>
> Boy: "My dad's outside."
>
> Man: "OK, how much?"
>
> Boy: "$250."
>
> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
> are in the closet together.
>
> Boy: "Dark in here."
>
> Man: "Yes, it is."
>
> Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
>
> Man: "How much?"
>
> Boy: "$750."
>
> Man: "Fine."
>
> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go
> outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
>
> The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000."
>
> The father says, "That's terrible to over-charge your friends like that.
> That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
> Church and make you confess."
>
> They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the Little
> boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
>
> The boy says, "Dark in here."
>
> The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
>
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Re: Naughty but nice?

Post by PW in Polemi » Fri Aug 16, 2019 6:59 am

😂😂
Kay
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