Just when you thought you'd heard it all...

[WHL]

Roast Lambs off the menu in my house, thats for sure

[WHL]

Nicked this from another forum
''Just an over enthusiastic animal lover''

[lefkes]

When he goes in the pub at night will they say "here comes the gardener " no ,or " here comes the carpenter" no , he will have a new name from now on !

[Lorenzo St Dubois]

I'm wondering what the "change in behaviour" was.
Did they start taking care of their appearance?
Became flirtatious?
Started wearing lipstick?

Anyway, my first reaction was ewe yuk.

[Jimgward]

I'm wondering what the "change in behaviour" was.
Did they start taking care of their appearance?
Became flirtatious?
Started wearing lipstick?

Anyway, my first reaction was ewe yuk.

Don’t be silly, it’s pigs that wear lipstick

[Dominic]

Woolent ewe know it. Your jokes are very baaaad. There's no need to ram it home. Ewe've got some ketchup. Oops sorry, I mint sauce.

etc

[WHL]

The Dirty old Baaaas***d

[PaphosAL]

When cross-examined in Court, the man was asked why he frequented this sheep farm so early each morning.

"Because I wanted to make sure I could find a pretty one" he replied...

Uncoroborrated reports suggest that the offendent has been taken to hospital for treatment of his recently acquired OAID (Ovine Artificial Insemmination Disease) condition. Where each of his testicles have grown to the size of a full leg of lamb!

[STELIOSBWFC]

Hope the courts fleece him.