PARENTAL GUIDANCE REQD. ( COMPLETED )

[memory man]

IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED READ NO FURTHER
AS SOME OF THESE COULD BE A BIT RUDE

1. What did the Earl of Oxford do when he met Queen Elizabeth I that led to him exiling himself from England for seven years. - Bowed and farted - kdwoodie


2. If you have had a foursome and a shag what have you been doing. - Dancing - jwade

3. What was Sir Henry Norris's job for Henry V111. - Wiped the Royal Bottom (Groom of the Stool). - Royal

4. What is the gas that makes farts smell. - Hydrogen Sulphide - Cactuslil

5. After completing a topless modelling assignment in Antarctica, how did Samantha fox describe a part of her anatomy. - Blue tits - kdwoodie

6. If your balls are black and blue what colour are your opponents. - Yellow & red, you are playing Croquet - jwade

7. Where would an American stick his weenie. - In his hotdog roll - it's a frankfurter! - Flossie

8. Which company announced in 2015 that it is to stop publishing images of naked women. - Playboy - Cactuslil

9. Which unusual record of two minutes forty two seconds is held by Bernard Clemmens of London. - World's longest fart - Royal

10. What is Thailand's biggest island. - Phukhet - Flossie

11. How long is the longest turd ever verified to have been passed by a human being. 12ft 2 in - kdwoodie

12. What food are astronauts prohibited before a mission. - Beans - Flossie

13. Why did stockbrokers in Auckland New Zealand object to their place of work being redesignated as a Regional Stock Exchange. The acronym would spell ARSE - kdwoodie

14. What would you do with a soft cock. Wear it - it's a wig - kdwoodie

15. How many litres of water will a standard European condom hold before it bursts. Eighteen - kdwoodie

[jwade]

2 ,Dancing

[Royal]

3. Wiped the Royal Bottom (Groom of the Stool).

[jwade]

6,Black and blue play Yellow and red ,Croquet.

[Royal]

A guess at No 9 (in keeping with the general direction of the questions) - Longest ever fart?

[Cactuslil]

4: Sulphide
8: Playboy

[kdwoodie]

1. Got Anne Vavasour pregnant
5. Blue tits
11. 7.92 metres

[memory man]

1. Got Anne Vavasour pregnant
5. Blue tits
11. 7.92 metres

According to my crib list, no 1 is possible, but not the right answer.
No 11 seems to be an unreal fact.

[kdwoodie]

1. Bowed and farted

[kdwoodie]

13. The acronym would spell ARSE
14. Wear it - it's a wig
15. Eighteen
11. 12ft 2 in

[memory man]

Quiz now complete.

I'm amazed at kdwoodie's knowledge of "things".
...and all who played a part in guessing.


Also thanks to quiz4free.com for allowing me permission to use their quiz.