Biker Hero

[PW in Polemi]

One day, a group of Hells Angels bikers were riding down a road when they saw a girl about to jump off the river bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of gawkers, past the policeman who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and said, "Hey Baby, whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She said tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked, "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that, and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George got a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the policeman, and then said, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
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It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.