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> An Australian guy is traveling around the Greek Islands.
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> He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian barmaid.
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> As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent.
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> Over the course of the evening they get chatting.
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> At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place.
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> Although she is attracted to him she says no.
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> He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him.
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> As she is traveling around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees.
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> The next night the guy turns up again.
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> Again he orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for $200.
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> She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.
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> This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders Fosters but goes and sits in the corner.
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> The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more attention, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him.
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> So she goes over and sits next to him.
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> She asks him where he's from in Australia.
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> 'Melbourne', he tells her.
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> 'So am I. What suburb?' she inquires.
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> 'Glen Iris' he replies.
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> 'That's amazing . . . ' she says excitedly, '. . . so am I - what street?'
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> 'Cameo Street' he replies.
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> 'This is unbelievable. . . ' she says, her voice quavering.
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> 'What number?'
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> 'Number 20', he replies.
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> She is totally astonished. 'You are NOT going to believe this. . ', she screams, 'but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there!'
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> 'I know . . .' he says, 'Your dad gave me $1,000 to give to you.'
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> HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN.
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