I hope not, Flossie. But I do have a message for these low-life scum, wherever they are, and it's nothing to do with Christmas, either...
"May the fleas from a thousand camels forever infest your arseholes. May scorpions, terantulas and cockroaches accompany you in your bed. And may Blunt Nosed Vipers reach up from your toilet cistern and bite your genitals when you are sitting there. And may swarms of pregnant female mosquitos constantly assail you day and night!"
PaphosAL wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2017 7:51 pm
"May the fleas from a thousand camels forever infest your arseholes. May scorpions, terantulas and cockroaches accompany you in your bed. And may Blunt Nosed Vipers reach up from your toilet cistern and bite your genitals when you are sitting there. And may swarms of pregnant female mosquitos constantly assail you day and night!"
Aphrodite- my message is directed at some of the world's most dangerous and murderous criminal scumbags, still on the run from the NCA, who are trying to capture them and give them their just and lawful desserts!
PaphosAL wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2017 7:51 pm
I hope not, Flossie. But I do have a message for these low-life scum, wherever they are, and it's nothing to do with Christmas, either...
"May the fleas from a thousand camels forever infest your arseholes. May scorpions, terantulas and cockroaches accompany you in your bed. And may Blunt Nosed Vipers reach up from your toilet cistern and bite your genitals when you are sitting there. And may swarms of pregnant female mosquitos constantly assail you day and night!"
There, that feels better! AL
That made me laugh! Particularly as issues with these creatures have all been discussed on PL. I remember a post I did about cockroaches, people saying they are afraid of scorpions, Ted the Tarantula being found in Max's duvet, mosquitoes plaguing all and sundry (particularly me) and various discussions about vipers, even baby ones. Not vipers in the loo pipes as far as I am aware, though, and no mention (as yet) of camel fleas infesting one's lower portions.
I think these are all ancient Biblical curses to inflict upon your worst enemies, Bograt. They always make me chuckle, though, and hopefully come true, when aimed at some of the low life who claim to be a part of modern civilized societies...
PaphosAL wrote: ↑Wed Dec 27, 2017 6:30 pm
I think these are all ancient Biblical curses to inflict upon your worst enemies, Bograt. They always make me chuckle, though, and hopefully come true, when aimed at some of the low life who claim to be a part of modern civilized societies...
AL
Ah yes indeed. The ancient Biblical curse of Vipers biting the bejesus out of your b....cks. Now laughing again!! Oh dear.....
After having vetted all of the mug shots, I'm pleased to report that none of them are living either side, or opposite us at the end of our little cul-de-sac
