New Year's Resolutions

[Dominic]

Anybody got any good ones planned?

1. Eat less turkey.

[Devil]

2. I'm not going to throw snowballs in July

[Ramone]

3. I'm going to stop looking at the weather forecast in August to plan my BBQ

[PhotoLady]

Feed more birds and take more photos

[memory man]

tuppence a bag

[Aargent]

For Lent this year I am giving up Lent.

[jagwheels]

"Anybody got any good ones planned?"

Yes I have

I am going to drink more, smoke more eat more spend more & have more sex

On second thoughts I cannot afford it & don't have the stamina

Bugger I was looking forward to it for a moment

[Anarita John]

This time last year I was of the opinion that I would never give up smoking. I thought I enjoyed it too much. On December 30th I smoked my last ciggie, still expecting to carry on. December 31st, suspected heart attack, which turned out to be a very bad angina attack, and initially 3 blocked arteries, then a 5x heart bypass, and not being able to smoke in hospital for 4 weeks really made me think, do I really need to carry on smoking. Now nearly a year since my last ciggie, after being a really heavy smoker, and now I have not felt fitter for years.

To anyone still smoking, it is much easier to give up and if I can do it everyone can. I had patches up to my operation and a nicotine inhaler thingy which I called my dummy. After my op, nothing.

[Devil]

Agreed. I gave up in 1970, cold turkey from 60/day!

[PW in Polemi]

To see the positives in life and not become a "moaning Minnie".