Ran out of loo paper and had to start using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg.
Toilet roll
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Toilet roll
Aghhh!
Ran out of loo paper and had to start using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg.
Ran out of loo paper and had to start using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg.
Re: Toilet roll
The first version is better, when a man goes to the doctor with a bit of lettuce sticking out of his bottom and the doctor says "I'm afraid that's the tip of the iceberg",
However, any humour at the moment is to be encouraged.
However, any humour at the moment is to be encouraged.
Web Designer / Developer. Currently working on Paphos Life.
Living in Polemi, Cyprus with my wife and daughter.
Living in Polemi, Cyprus with my wife and daughter.
Re: Toilet roll
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
