An Italian, a Frenchman, and a Englishman were talking about screams of passion.
The Italian said:
"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest, extra virgin, olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop, for five minutes".
The Frenchman said:
"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes".
The Englishan said:
"That's nothing! Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with beef dripping I caressed her entire body with the dripping, we then made love and I made her scream for two, long hours"
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two full hours? Wow!
That's phenomenal. What were you doing to her to make her scream for two hours"?
The Englishman replied: "I wiped my hands on the curtains".
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