Paphos Life

A woman brought a very limp duck to a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, Ma’am, but your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.” The distressed w...

Geoff,
I think a bit more diplomacy would more convincing.
I.E. " Va te faire foutre "

Thanks, I will look forward to that.

Mr Bercow seems to forget that Having a very good relationship with the U.S. is important for the UK & has been very useful in the past. What ever you think of Trump we have had dealings with a lot worse. (As quoted above). It is important we keep on good terms with most countries outside the Eu...

I also travel an awful lot for work & leisure & touch wood have not had a problem so far.
We don't keep valuables in our cases either & IMO if somebody wants to get into your case no matter how sturdy or what locks / Clingfilm you have it's not going to stop them.

Archie is lying in a hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, sir. I’m only here to wash yo...

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, “Are you ready...

Is it next week or Feb 25th, as I'm working next week but off on Feb 25th.
If its next week I'm not really bothered but I don't want my day off spoilt !!!

I will go for A !
Why ? Because nobody else has....

Would that not cut the thread short just when its stating to get interesting & most have made there first posts?

Great Pics, The place is starting to take shape & I like it.

1) Cheese
2) Seafood
3) no idea
4) Cabbage
5) beef
6) Sausage
7) Beef
8) No Idea
9) Potatoes
10) Cheese
11) No Idea
12) Pastry
13) No Idea
14) Wine

A First grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?” Johnny answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!” The teacher had had enou...

Just to clarify a few things, I work with ex convicts ( Australians ) & Yanks ( Americans ) who in turn call me a Limey ( British). None of the above people find these slang words offensive. How many of us have said " do you fancy a Chinky tonight", most of us. By the way I think Geoff...

The Queen has met an awful lot worse over the years.

Nothing at all. I love the way of life here & the laid back life style.
I could not think of anything worse than going back to the UK.

Pretty sad state of affairs if that's true. I would expect that in the UK but not here.

When it's all finished I think it will look really nice, A vast improvement on what it was.

Happy birthday mate.

I wouldn't live anywhere else ! Living the dream.