Talking Dog -Great story.

[Lincoln]

I was walking past a pub when I saw a sign saying for sale talking dog. Curious I went in and asked if I could see it. The pub owner said sure its in the garden, so I went to see it. The dog looked old and had a few scars and so I asked it whats your story. Strangley the dog began to speak clearly. Im an ex military dog, I started service with the military police but as soon as they realised I could speak I was recruited by the SAS completed my training and went to work as a squirrel in Northern Ireland as a stray gathering intelligence and reporting it back. Once I had completed this tour. I was trained to parachute and was parachuted into Iraq for the same reason during the Gulf war. I was awarded a medal for services above and beyound the call of duty. After this I was retired from the miltary, had a few puppies and done a stint of security before retiring.

I went and spoke to the owner, how much for the dog. He said I could have him for £10.00.

Shocked how could you sell a brave dog that has done so much in its life and talk about it heroism.
The owner replied, because hes a lying bastard. He's never left the pub garden.

Hope you enjoyed it lol

[Ramone]

Got me right to the end !!

[Dominic]

Out of curiosity, what's the "3 hours, Aberton" about?

[Lincoln]

Out of curiosity, what's the "3 hours, Aberton" about?

Ah it should not have been there so I have deleted that sentence.