Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London.
Paddy looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye.
The sign read..
"Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £3.00 each, Trousers £4.50 per pair".
Paddy said to his pal "Mick look at these prices!
We could buy a whole lot of those.
When we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune.?
Now when we go in you stay quiet, okay?
Let me do all da talking 'cause if they hear our accents, they might think
we're thickos from Ireland and try to screw us.
I'll put on me best English accent."
"Roight y'are Paddy, I'll keep me mout shut, so I will.
You do all da business" said Mick
They go in and Paddy said in a posh voice, "Hello my good man.
I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at £4.50 each.
As well I'll take 100 shirts at £3.00 each.
And oy'll back up me truck ready to load 'em on, so I will."
The owner of the shop said quietly "You're from Ireland, aren't you?"
"Well ? yes" said a surprised Paddy. "What gave it away?"
The owner replied "This is a dry-cleaners. "
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