Old advertising slogans

[Cappielow1]

Tasty, tasty very very tasty, they're very tasty - Kelloggs Bran Flakes
Opal Fruits, made to make your mouth water
A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat
Ahhhh Bisto!
Luton Airport!! - Martini
Made in Scotland from Girders - Barrs Irn Bru

[trevnhil]

Say Hello, say hello, to Pilsbury dough.

[Cappielow1]

NUTS!!! Whole hazelnuts, Cardbury take them and cover them in chocolate.

Once you've tasted Tennents Export, nothing else tastes quite the same ( may just have been screened in Scotland)

McEwans is the best buy, the best buy in beer

Um Bongo, they drink in the Congo

[Dominic]

P P P Pick up a penguin!
Hey! Hey! Hey! It's the Corona Fizzical
For Mash Get Smash
If you want great lager, follow the bear
I bet he drinks Carling Black Label

[Galini]

Watch out, watch out, there's a Humphrey about

[bromerzz]

A million housewives every day pickup a tin of beans and say - one for you, one for you....

[Princebytor]

Talking of Heinz beans :
I sometimes think my mum prefers my dad much more than me
You should have seen the pile of beans she gave my dad for tea
I need Heinz beans just as much as him, in fact I need them more
Coz my dads fourty six and me, I'm only four..........I'm six really but it doesn't fit !

[Jimgym]

Watch out there's a Humphrey about!

I'm a secret lemonade drinker.

[The Aquila]

Don’t be a fool, cover your tool - Durex

Or did I make that up

[The Aquila]

Don’t be a fool, cover your tool - Durex

Or did I make that up

[DavidatLWH]

Juicy, fruit, fresh and cheap (Jaffa oranges, showing a bikini-clad young woman )

[Cappielow1]

There's a moose loose aboot this
hoose - Maynard's Wine Gums

[memory man]

Finger lickin’ good - KFC

The milk chocolate that melts in your mouth, not in your hand - M & Ms

Have a break… Have a Kit Kat - Kit Kat

[Chaddy]

I think it was voted the worst add ever,the cigarette add .....Your never alone with a Strand..

[lefkes]

What has a hazel nut in every bite ?
Squirrel Sh one t.

[WHL]

john collier , john collier, the window to watch


Brut, splash it all over

[kingfisher]

“Hands that do dishes can be soft as your face with mild green Fairy Liquid” [Remember the Two Ronnies send-up?]
“It looks good….. it tastes good…… and by golly- it does yer good” Was it Guiness or Mackeson- at any rate, some foul looking brew resembling frothy creosote!
“Ah… Bisto”
Jon.

[WHL]

[WHL]

Sad thing is Remember most of tbem

[Yioula]

For everything else, there’s MasterCard
Have a break, have a kitkat
Just one Cornetto, give it to me, delicious ice cream from Italy
Go to work on an egg