Sayings

[ApusApus]

From a plaque on an old client's desk!

"If you think you can you will, if you think you can't you won't"


Shane

[Alfie]

I see what you mean. Sort of like: "Get your priorities right."

[PaphosAL]

Mans biggest mistake is to believe that he is working for someone else.

Think about it.

Sorry. I still don't get it.

The only reason for you to work is to make income for YOU and your family

...and the Taxman!

[tina]

The lights on but nobody in.
my nans sayin when somebodys day dreamin.

[jagwheels]

Madam I may be drunk but will wake up sober in the morning
You will still be ugly

(attributed to Winston)

[kansas]

Don't worry about what other people say about you, it's none of your business

[Firefly]

I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure.

It's the cat's whiskers

[Cujimmy]

Half drunk is money wasted....

[jagwheels]

Quote by Jefferson: "All men are created equal"

Not according to the women I speak to

[Firefly]

Non so blind as those who won't see.

[PaphosAL]

That's as much use as a chocolate teapot (or fireguard)

He's a few bricks short of a bungalow

Empty vessels make most noise

If he had half a brain, he'd be dangerous

[Kili01]

Now for a traditional country saying:
If a horse has 4 white socks keep it not a day.
If a horse has 3 white socks send it far away.
If a horse has 2 white socks sell it to a friend
If a horse has one white sock, keep it till its end!

All current historically before the days of the combustion engine!

Dee

[Dominic]

"There is no gravity, the Earth sucks."

Written on the wall of the Imperial College Pinball Room, circa 1986.

[Firefly]

I well remember something written on the wall of a ladies loo, the first thing written was 'the French rule' underneath someone else had written, 'the French couldn't rule and straight line'.

[kansas]

It cost an arm and a leg.