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Wife Missing?

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Wife Missing?

The first thing a husband should do.......CALL THE Police



Husband: My wife of 15 years is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!

Police Height?

Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five feet tall.

Police: Weight?

Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Police: Color of eyes

Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Police Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

Police What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Police What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Police What kind of truck was it?

Husband: A 2016 Brilliant Diesel Grey Pearlcoat Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4 l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, LED lighting, backup, and front camera, Moosehide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.

At this point, the husband started choking up.

Police “Take it, easy sir, we'll find your truck!!!”
Jim.
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