A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his
cheque. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.
You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather
have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your
timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very
wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his
beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2016
Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also
be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as
part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as
the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex
drive." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're JOKING
with me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."
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