Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."
Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
Now Theresa May has loaned my shovel to a Third World country, (she hasn't realised yet that WE are now a Third World country), raised my fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy "merchant bankers" and increased Vat to 20%.
I am so depressed last night I called the Samaritans, they diverted my call to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal; they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
