I can tell em as I used to be blonde!!
Scenario is a plane about to depart New York to Heathrow. Cabin crew realise that a blonde sitting in first class has an economy ticket. She is approached and is told that she has to move back into economy. Her response....... "I's blonde, I's beautiful and I aint movin!
Cabin crew member reports to Cabin supervisor,who approaches the lady and explains that she must move back into Economy Class. Response is exactly the same - 'Is blonde, I's beautiful and I ain't movin!
Cabin supervisor goes to pilots deck and eplains the situation. Co-pilot immediately volunteers to sort the problem on the basis that he's married to a blonde.
He heads off down the cabin, stops at the blonde's seat and whispers in her ear. Within seconds she gathers up her belongings and flies down the cabin to her alloted economy seat.
Cabin crew are staggered - 'How the dickens did u do that????
Co pilot says " Simple, I just told her that first class was not stopping at Heathrow today??
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