Jack asked, "What's the matter?"
"I've been transferred to Paphos Cyprus realy crazy people there. They have a lot of shootings, gangs, race riots and drugs. They have poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation."
Jack replied, "I've lived in Paphos all my life.
It's not as bad as the media say.
Find a nice home and go to work.
Mind your own business and enroll your kids in a nice private school.
It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking, and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a tail-gunner on a Keo truck."
