The barman says: “If you can jump up and slap all three pieces of meat at once, you get free drinks for an hour but if you miss even one you have to pay for everyone else’s drinks for the rest of the night. Do you want to try it?”
The man takes another look at the meat and says: “Naw, I think I’ll give it a miss. The steaks are too high.”
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A lion walks into a bar and asks the barman: “Any jobs going pal?” The barman says: “No sorry. Why don’t you try the circus?”
The lions looks at him and says: “Why would the circus be looking for a barman?”
