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Just a toy!

Post by JimX » Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:28 am

Sex in the dark....

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off
the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures
she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were
having a romantic session, she turned on the
lights.



She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.



She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent ba**ard,' She screamed at
him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
explain yourself!’



The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

'I'll explain the toy ... . You explain the kids.'
:D
Jim.

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