My Urologist...

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My Urologist...

Post by JimX » Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:57 pm

My urologist's office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the corona virus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference,
I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test.



Simply go outside and piddle in the front yard.



If ants gather, it's diabetes.

If you piddle on your feet, it's prostate.

If it smells like a barbecue, it's cholesterol.

If your wrist hurts when you shake it, it's osteoarthritis.

If you return to your house with it outside your pants, it's Alzheimer's


( this is so near the truth ;o))
Jim.

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