An old lady had a deodorant stick and followed the instructions, remove top and push up bottom,
She said it made her eyes water but her farts smell lovely.
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- Fri Aug 26, 2022 10:52 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: The deodorant stick
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1521
- Thu Aug 25, 2022 2:59 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: When you were growing up!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1196
Re: When you were growing up!
When I left school I was 15 and went strait into the printing trade starting on a single colour press. I then spent the next 40 years in the same trade finishing up running a four colour press. And I have done a lot of things in that trade from sales to delivery and working with company owners right...
- Mon Aug 22, 2022 11:27 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: Length of time for AHK to connect net metering system
- Replies: 7
- Views: 926
Re: Length of time for AHK to connect net metering system
90 working days I have read somewhere!
- Mon Aug 22, 2022 12:05 am
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: Hunting to begin on Sunday for woodpigeons
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1605
Re: Hunting to begin on Sunday for woodpigeons
Lovely wood chip pie.
- Mon Aug 15, 2022 11:53 am
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: Ex-pat UK Banks to shut Brit accounts due to EU red tape
- Replies: 47
- Views: 17672
Re: Ex-pat UK Banks to shut Brit accounts due to EU red tape
I to am with Santander and it was a member of there staff that told us to give them a UK address as we where coming to Cyprus.
And they have my Cyprus address too!
Paul
And they have my Cyprus address too!
Paul
- Sun Aug 14, 2022 2:23 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: Ex-pat UK Banks to shut Brit accounts due to EU red tape
- Replies: 47
- Views: 17672
Re: Ex-pat UK Banks to shut Brit accounts due to EU red tape
My account is registered at friends house with a UK address.
They have no access to the account.
Paul
They have no access to the account.
Paul
- Wed Aug 10, 2022 7:45 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: Ikoagora(Cycleband) is moving to.....
- Replies: 23
- Views: 4290
Re: Ikoagora(Cycleband) is moving to.....
I think they might be moving because of the courier that moved in next door.
There are many times people park in cycleband and and go next door.
I have seen. It a few times they also block the cycleband enterance a lot.
Paul
There are many times people park in cycleband and and go next door.
I have seen. It a few times they also block the cycleband enterance a lot.
Paul
- Wed Aug 10, 2022 1:45 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: Fire plane
- Replies: 0
- Views: 446
Fire plane
A fire plane has just got over my house in Choulou heading north.
Any fires north of Choulou!
Paul
Any fires north of Choulou!
Paul
- Wed Aug 10, 2022 12:26 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: Ikoagora(Cycleband) is moving to.....
- Replies: 23
- Views: 4290
Re: Ikoagora(Cycleband) is moving to.....
I have spoken to one of the Staff this morning and there not moving till the end of September.
Paul
Paul
- Tue Aug 09, 2022 2:17 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: Electricity Bills
- Replies: 32
- Views: 8427
Re: Electricity Bills
Just think how many people are paying out and don't notice.
I there over charging on a regular basis then that corporate fraud.
I there over charging on a regular basis then that corporate fraud.
- Tue Aug 09, 2022 11:46 am
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: SCAM CALLS FROM BANK!
- Replies: 4
- Views: 783
Re: SCAM CALLS FROM BANK!
Just ask them "which bank"
- Sun Aug 07, 2022 11:12 am
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: Shocking standards of Journalism
- Replies: 13
- Views: 3421
Re: Shocking standards of Journalism
I worked in the printing trade for 40 years, and some of the mistakes that got through you would not believe. In my early days I printed 20,000 two colour leaflets and on the last 1000 sheets to finish the job there was a spelling mistake noticed. When they where typing the line they hit the W &...
- Sat Aug 06, 2022 9:13 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: URGENT CHLORAKAS TAP WATER IS POLLUTED
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1288
Re: URGENT CHLORAKAS TAP WATER IS POLLUTED
It was lime in the pipes, the new panels made the water much hotter and broke the lime lose in the pipes.
- Sat Aug 06, 2022 8:11 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: URGENT CHLORAKAS TAP WATER IS POLLUTED
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1288
Re: URGENT CHLORAKAS TAP WATER IS POLLUTED
I had new water tanks fitted on the roof and loads of sediment came out the taps and shower.
- Fri Aug 05, 2022 12:04 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: This summer "nothing out of the ordinary", says met office
- Replies: 5
- Views: 828
Re: This summer "nothing out of the ordinary", says met office
Just come back from a walk to the village center to get my mail about 150 yard each way. Got in the house and the first thing I did was take my cloths off as they where sticking to me. Then towel my self down three times and I am still dripping wet. And it's 37 in the shade in the court yard. :lol: ...
- Thu Aug 04, 2022 8:42 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: Good News re Fuel Prices.. VAT cut to ZERO !!!
- Replies: 15
- Views: 3325
Re: Good News re Fuel Prices.. VAT cut to ZERO !!!
Filled my car today and vat is still at 19%.
- Fri Jul 29, 2022 4:31 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: Another road closed
- Replies: 26
- Views: 4312
Re: Another road closed
A lot of drivers look through to windscreen as it is a TV screen and don't look out of the side windows.
90 % of the information your brain receives when driving comes from your eyes.
And if you're brain can not process the information then you have a problem
Paul
90 % of the information your brain receives when driving comes from your eyes.
And if you're brain can not process the information then you have a problem
Paul
- Fri Jul 29, 2022 1:50 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: Bad Drivers
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1263
Re: Bad Drivers
I read a story about some ambulance drivers that got sacked for having a sign on the ambulance that read.
" The world's fastest pizza delivery service"
That was in Toronto!
" The world's fastest pizza delivery service"
That was in Toronto!
- Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:49 am
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: Another road closed
- Replies: 26
- Views: 4312
Re: Another road closed
B7 Polis road blocked at the traffic light near Lidl.
Nothing both ways now!
Nothing both ways now!
- Thu Jul 28, 2022 9:48 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Area
- Topic: Another road closed
- Replies: 26
- Views: 4312
Re: Another road closed
Please feel free to post any roads you find closed, but check your not double posting a road that's already posted. A lot of bad driving here is due to lack of knowing how to drive, take note of how many drivers stop in the middle of the lane when turning left or right. They do not put the car next ...