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by Beechwood
Fri May 22, 2020 10:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion Area
Topic: 14 Day Quarantine for UK is coming, apparently...
Replies: 35
Views: 1298

Re: 14 Day Quarantine for UK is coming, apparently...

Not for the 1st time in my life I am truly ashamed to be British
by Beechwood
Wed May 13, 2020 9:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion Area
Topic: EU won't tell airlines to leave middle seat empty as travel resumes
Replies: 12
Views: 871

Re: EU won't tell airlines to leave middle seat empty as travel resumes

As soon as flights are available, I’ll be coming home over. The face mask is ready to be used!
by Beechwood
Wed May 13, 2020 1:39 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Question
Replies: 0
Views: 459

Question

When I was in school I got asked, "What is 3000 converted into Roman Numerals ?"


I replied, "Mmm...."
by Beechwood
Tue May 12, 2020 12:10 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Th P.M.'s speech-understood
Replies: 46
Views: 2083

Re: Th P.M.'s speech-understood

PhotoLady wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 11:50 am
Nothing really has changed. He just used a lot of words to tell us they expect more people to go to work if they can.
I can play golf 😀
by Beechwood
Tue May 05, 2020 9:19 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Accident
Replies: 0
Views: 1037

Accident

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? As I looked up, ...
by Beechwood
Fri May 01, 2020 7:48 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New appointment
Replies: 5
Views: 718

New appointment

Congratulations to Hugh Zappritti-Boyden, on his appointment as chairman of the British Budgerigar Association.
by Beechwood
Thu Apr 30, 2020 5:49 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: British Figures Adjusted
Replies: 56
Views: 2337

Re: British Figures Adjusted

Happy in Cyprus wrote:
Thu Apr 30, 2020 5:13 pm
Would you like to dispute the figures then? 500-800 dying a day of Covid...and you think that's a result to be proud of?
Is the UK now releasing figures that differentiate between those that are dying of and those that are dying with Covid?
by Beechwood
Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:28 pm
Forum: Corona
Topic: At last....a different Opinion
Replies: 38
Views: 2168

Re: At last....a different Opinion

Dominic wrote:
Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:52 pm
Tanny wrote:
Wed Apr 22, 2020 6:16 pm
Irrespective of the things he has stated its a little rich to call him an idiot.
But he is an idiot!
How do you know this?

And also how do you know that all the UK bus drivers who tragically died actually died from the virus as opposed to dying with it (please quote sources)

Thank you
by Beechwood
Sun Apr 05, 2020 4:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion Area
Topic: Football Players - Just how far up their own bottoms can they get?
Replies: 14
Views: 1060

Re: Football Players - Just how far up their own bottoms can they get?

I’ve got an idea. Why don’t they take the 30% pay cut but also agree to pay the same amount of tax as before.

Problem solved!
by Beechwood
Sat Mar 28, 2020 2:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion Area
Topic: clocks are changing soon....
Replies: 12
Views: 796

Re: clocks are changing soon....

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by Beechwood
Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion Area
Topic: Costa's Tyres?
Replies: 8
Views: 809

Re: Costa's Tyres?

emgee wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 5:33 pm
We have a great Tyre service in our village.

Alan
What village is that?
by Beechwood
Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:08 pm
Forum: Corona
Topic: Boris Johnson tests positive for Coronavirus.
Replies: 11
Views: 883

Re: Boris Johnson tests positive for Coronavirus.

And now Matt Hancock
by Beechwood
Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:42 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 12
Views: 2031

Re: Coronavirus

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by Beechwood
Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:57 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 12
Views: 2031

Re: Coronavirus

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by Beechwood
Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:20 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 12
Views: 2031

Re: Coronavirus

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by Beechwood
Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion Area
Topic: Stand and fight this Virus together
Replies: 40
Views: 3033

Re: Stand and fight this Virus together

Don’t usually read the Daily Mail but I was sent this. In my opinion an interesting and thought provoking article

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... nswer.html
by Beechwood
Thu Mar 12, 2020 4:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion Area
Topic: Harbour exchange rates
Replies: 12
Views: 1275

Re: Harbour exchange rates

I always use John Lewis for currency exchange in the UK
by Beechwood
Fri Mar 06, 2020 12:40 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Talking Dog
Replies: 0
Views: 677

Talking Dog

A Dublin man sees a sign outside a Kerry farmhouse: 'Talking Dog For Sale'....He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" He asks the dog. "Yes!" The Labrad...