A few funnies.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 3:06 pm
I went in the Harry Potter Poundshop. Everything was a quid each.
I went to GP with hearing problems. She asked:"What are the symptoms?" I said: "Cartoon people on the telly."
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
My dog can do magic tricks. It's a labracadabrador.
Rest in Peace boiling water..you will be mist!
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I should have put it on Aloha setting.
When does a joke become a Dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.
After escaping my captors I'm now wearing a chocolate and coconut hat...looks like I have a bounty on my head.
Went to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous last night, there was a lot of new faces there which was disappointing…
I went to GP with hearing problems. She asked:"What are the symptoms?" I said: "Cartoon people on the telly."
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
My dog can do magic tricks. It's a labracadabrador.
Rest in Peace boiling water..you will be mist!
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I should have put it on Aloha setting.
When does a joke become a Dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.
After escaping my captors I'm now wearing a chocolate and coconut hat...looks like I have a bounty on my head.
Went to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous last night, there was a lot of new faces there which was disappointing…