Paphos Life

Can someone explain to a thicko like me how they are going to police this, perhaps a team of divers swimming amangst bathers, looking at peoples crotches , waiting for a little change in waters the colour ?

https://metro.co.uk/2022/06/21/swimmers ... -16862900/

Know why urinating in the ocean is not chemically damaging to the marine ecosystem

https://www.britannica.com/video/187005/ocean

Do it when the tied is going out then no one will notice the increase in water level!

Show me someone who says, that they have never peed in the sea,
and I will show you a Pinocchio.

I must have a long nose. I can't even remember ever having bathed in the sea, let alone pee in it. The most I have done is to paddle on a beach. Please remember that I spent most of my life in Switzerland which has no seacoast!

I was at the public swimming pool today and decided to have a sneaky pee in the deep end.
The lifeguard must have noticed - he blew his whistle so f*cking loud, I nearly fell in.