Paphos Life

And the Lidl near Sklavenitis!


Shane

And what is lunch there like? Always on the lookout for low cost nosebag.

I thought that in Cyprus " Police Action " was an Oxymoron.

On Lidl TOTK road, they also arrested the occupants in a hired car, the boot was open showing box loads of whatever was being peddled, it was all confiscated.

Three police motorcyclists and a squad car, 3 pedlars.

Got them over in the East, Greek Gypsys, dodgy aftershaves etc, now trying to flog dodgy wiper blades, unfortunately they get a bit aggressive when you dont want to know.

I was driving through Kato Paphos in the rain once when a Greek lady waved me down. I asked her what she wanted, and it turned out to be a lift to the Mall. Presumably she didn't want to get her hair wet.

Please BE WARNED! Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam whilst out shopping.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls of eastern European origin come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T- shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead they ask you for a lift to another supermarket. You agree and they both get in the back seat.

On the way there, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen on September 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also on October 1st, 4th, 6th, 9th and 10th and twice yesterday.So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.

The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.

Keep your wallet in the locked glove compartment in your car before inviting strange ladies inside, WHL.

Might be worth having a word with your GP or psychologist about these recurring dreams you are suffering from...

AL

PaphosAL wrote: ↑Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:27 pm Keep your wallet in the locked glove compartment in your car before inviting strange ladies inside, WHL.

Might be worth having a word with your GP or psychologist about these recurring dreams you are suffering from...

AL

Anyone know where I can buy a big supply of cheap wallets from, getting a bit expensive now ps dreams suffering nah