Fish and Chips
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:46 pm
A guy goes to the local park to walk his dog, he sees a woman leaning against a tree, eating fish and chips. He approaches the woman and asks what she's doing, 'I'm eating fish and chips' says she. 'Well' madam the man says, 'are you aware that your knickers are round your ankles' ? The woman looks up and says 'oh, has he gone'.