A few jokes
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 4:36 pm
Hope these raise a smile, they came from a friend out there in Cyprus:
WIFE: SHALL I PREPARE CURRY OR SOUP TODAY?
Husband : First make it, we will name it later!
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop :
Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife.........Please allow me
to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
A married man's prayer :
Dear God, You gave me childhood, You took it away.
You gave me youth, You took it away.
You gave me a wife.............It's been years now, just reminding You!!
A MAN BRINGS HIS BEST BUDDY HOME FOR DINNER UNANNOUNCED AT 5:30 AFTER
WORK. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and
listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not
done, I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking
tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home?"
Husband answers: "Because he's thinking of getting married"
Employee : Sir, You are like a lion in the office! What about at home
???
Boss : I am a lion at home too, but there we have a lion tamer !!!
A COUPLE WAS HAVING DINNER AT A FANCY RESTAURANT.
As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious,
let's eat."
Wife : "Honey..........you say prayer before eating at home".
Husband : "That's at home sweetheart...........here the chef knows how
to cook.
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
Please Do Not Disturb me.
I am Married and already very Disturbed
WIFE: SHALL I PREPARE CURRY OR SOUP TODAY?
Husband : First make it, we will name it later!
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop :
Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife.........Please allow me
to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
A married man's prayer :
Dear God, You gave me childhood, You took it away.
You gave me youth, You took it away.
You gave me a wife.............It's been years now, just reminding You!!
A MAN BRINGS HIS BEST BUDDY HOME FOR DINNER UNANNOUNCED AT 5:30 AFTER
WORK. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and
listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not
done, I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking
tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home?"
Husband answers: "Because he's thinking of getting married"
Employee : Sir, You are like a lion in the office! What about at home
???
Boss : I am a lion at home too, but there we have a lion tamer !!!
A COUPLE WAS HAVING DINNER AT A FANCY RESTAURANT.
As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious,
let's eat."
Wife : "Honey..........you say prayer before eating at home".
Husband : "That's at home sweetheart...........here the chef knows how
to cook.
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
Please Do Not Disturb me.
I am Married and already very Disturbed
