Painting
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 5:47 pm
Paddy is painting his lounge, his wife walks in and can't believe how well he's doing, but the sweat is dripping off him. She says "Why are you wearing a leather jacket and a Parker!?" Paddy says "HELLOoooo! Read the instuctions on the tin, it says, for best results put two coats on!!"