Paphos Life

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help...

They are a funny lot in Bristol...

Funniest thing I have read in a long time.

Almost fell off my chair laughing as well when I was reading it a bit earlier this morning...

Brilliant! But Who Flung Dung?

A crap date, in my opinion...

Very funny story. Who remembers the severe water shortage crises in the Paphos region back in the mid 90's, when you were literally shut off from your mains water supply on alternate days? Or, in some places, for a few consecutive days on the trot.

People used to conserve water best way they could. Flushing a loo when the cistern is empty isn't rocket science. You just tip a gallon of water in from a bucket, and away it goes around the U Bend!

Most properties in Cyprus have storage tanks for cold and hot water... They should last a day or two with careful consumption.