PARENTAL GUIDANCE REQD. ( COMPLETED )
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:40 pm
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AS SOME OF THESE COULD BE A BIT RUDE
1. What did the Earl of Oxford do when he met Queen Elizabeth I that led to him exiling himself from England for seven years. - Bowed and farted - kdwoodie
2. If you have had a foursome and a shag what have you been doing. - Dancing - jwade
3. What was Sir Henry Norris's job for Henry V111. - Wiped the Royal Bottom (Groom of the Stool). - Royal
4. What is the gas that makes farts smell. - Hydrogen Sulphide - Cactuslil
5. After completing a topless modelling assignment in Antarctica, how did Samantha fox describe a part of her anatomy. - Blue tits - kdwoodie
6. If your balls are black and blue what colour are your opponents. - Yellow & red, you are playing Croquet - jwade
7. Where would an American stick his weenie. - In his hotdog roll - it's a frankfurter! - Flossie
8. Which company announced in 2015 that it is to stop publishing images of naked women. - Playboy - Cactuslil
9. Which unusual record of two minutes forty two seconds is held by Bernard Clemmens of London. - World's longest fart - Royal
10. What is Thailand's biggest island. - Phukhet - Flossie
11. How long is the longest turd ever verified to have been passed by a human being. 12ft 2 in - kdwoodie
12. What food are astronauts prohibited before a mission. - Beans - Flossie
13. Why did stockbrokers in Auckland New Zealand object to their place of work being redesignated as a Regional Stock Exchange. The acronym would spell ARSE - kdwoodie
14. What would you do with a soft cock. Wear it - it's a wig - kdwoodie
15. How many litres of water will a standard European condom hold before it bursts. Eighteen - kdwoodie
AS SOME OF THESE COULD BE A BIT RUDE
1. What did the Earl of Oxford do when he met Queen Elizabeth I that led to him exiling himself from England for seven years. - Bowed and farted - kdwoodie
2. If you have had a foursome and a shag what have you been doing. - Dancing - jwade
3. What was Sir Henry Norris's job for Henry V111. - Wiped the Royal Bottom (Groom of the Stool). - Royal
4. What is the gas that makes farts smell. - Hydrogen Sulphide - Cactuslil
5. After completing a topless modelling assignment in Antarctica, how did Samantha fox describe a part of her anatomy. - Blue tits - kdwoodie
6. If your balls are black and blue what colour are your opponents. - Yellow & red, you are playing Croquet - jwade
7. Where would an American stick his weenie. - In his hotdog roll - it's a frankfurter! - Flossie
8. Which company announced in 2015 that it is to stop publishing images of naked women. - Playboy - Cactuslil
9. Which unusual record of two minutes forty two seconds is held by Bernard Clemmens of London. - World's longest fart - Royal
10. What is Thailand's biggest island. - Phukhet - Flossie
11. How long is the longest turd ever verified to have been passed by a human being. 12ft 2 in - kdwoodie
12. What food are astronauts prohibited before a mission. - Beans - Flossie
13. Why did stockbrokers in Auckland New Zealand object to their place of work being redesignated as a Regional Stock Exchange. The acronym would spell ARSE - kdwoodie
14. What would you do with a soft cock. Wear it - it's a wig - kdwoodie
15. How many litres of water will a standard European condom hold before it bursts. Eighteen - kdwoodie
