Paphos Life

Do you remember the “ I used to think ...........until I discovered Smirnoff “ adverts ?

Here are some that they didn’t use.

I used to think that Hertz Van Rental was a Dutch Footballer until I discovered Smirnoff

I used to think Muffin the Mule was a sexual offense until I discovered Smirnoff

I used to think Cunnilingus was an Irish Airline until I discovered Smirnoff

I used to think Kendo Nagasaki was a Welsh motorbike.until I discovered Smirnoff

Over the weeks three more have come to mind.

I used to think that Wan King was a town in China until I discovered Smirnoff

I used to think that an Itchyfanny was an Italian motor scooter until I discovered Smirnoff

I used to think that The Kama Sutra was an Indian restaurant until I discovered Smirnoff

You can see why they dropped the adverts.