Paphos Life

Tasty, tasty very very tasty, they're very tasty - Kelloggs Bran Flakes
Opal Fruits, made to make your mouth water
A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat
Ahhhh Bisto!
Luton Airport!! - Martini
Made in Scotland from Girders - Barrs Irn Bru

Say Hello, say hello, to Pilsbury dough.

NUTS!!! Whole hazelnuts, Cardbury take them and cover them in chocolate.

Once you've tasted Tennents Export, nothing else tastes quite the same ( may just have been screened in Scotland)

McEwans is the best buy, the best buy in beer

Um Bongo, they drink in the Congo

P P P Pick up a penguin!
Hey! Hey! Hey! It's the Corona Fizzical
For Mash Get Smash
If you want great lager, follow the bear
I bet he drinks Carling Black Label

Watch out, watch out, there's a Humphrey about

A million housewives every day pickup a tin of beans and say - one for you, one for you....

Talking of Heinz beans :
I sometimes think my mum prefers my dad much more than me
You should have seen the pile of beans she gave my dad for tea
I need Heinz beans just as much as him, in fact I need them more
Coz my dads fourty six and me, I'm only four..........I'm six really but it doesn't fit !

Watch out there's a Humphrey about!

I'm a secret lemonade drinker.

Don’t be a fool, cover your tool - Durex

Or did I make that up

Don’t be a fool, cover your tool - Durex

Or did I make that up

Juicy, fruit, fresh and cheap (Jaffa oranges, showing a bikini-clad young woman )

There's a moose loose aboot this
hoose - Maynard's Wine Gums

Finger lickin’ good - KFC

The milk chocolate that melts in your mouth, not in your hand - M & Ms

Have a break… Have a Kit Kat - Kit Kat

I think it was voted the worst add ever,the cigarette add .....Your never alone with a Strand..

What has a hazel nut in every bite ?
Squirrel Sh one t.

john collier , john collier, the window to watch


Brut, splash it all over

“Hands that do dishes can be soft as your face with mild green Fairy Liquid” [Remember the Two Ronnies send-up?]
“It looks good….. it tastes good…… and by golly- it does yer good” Was it Guiness or Mackeson- at any rate, some foul looking brew resembling frothy creosote!
“Ah… Bisto”
Jon.

https://youtu.be/QGVOQWHqTjk


Sad thing is Remember most of tbem

For everything else, there’s MasterCard
Have a break, have a kitkat
Just one Cornetto, give it to me, delicious ice cream from Italy
Go to work on an egg