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Au naturel

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 12:58 pm
by WHL
Being such a nice day, I thought I would lie out in the sun au naturel, withing a few minutes a police helicopter flew low and directly over me, it did a loop. Came back over me, then flew off, I don't know if they came back for a second: look, because they were impressed with what they saw, or came back for another laugh. :oops:

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 1:53 pm
by bromerzz
I would think they needed to check the Image Intensifier.

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 2:06 pm
by WHL
Happy in Cyprus wrote: Sun Apr 19, 2020 1:13 pm We can but conjecture.

But a photo might help us make an judgement :shock:
I hear there are web sites, for that sort of malaki :lol:

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 2:08 pm
by WHL
The wife's worried, I will end up on you tube, :shock:

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 2:32 pm
by Jimgward
Image
Happy in Cyprus wrote: Sun Apr 19, 2020 1:13 pm We can but conjecture.

But a photo might help us make an judgement :shock:

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 3:31 pm
by josef k
If you were face down, they probably thought it was where you park your bike.

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 4:18 pm
by WHL
Happy in Cyprus wrote: Sun Apr 19, 2020 3:14 pm The Police do have high power binoculars, so I'm sure they'd have been able to find something.

Images probably being passed around Larnaca Police Station right now :lol:
Ok guys, you got me there, :lol: Ever wished you just kept you gob shut, just had one of those moments :D

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 4:47 pm
by galexinda
A bit further afield - high definition pictures can be taken from some of the satellites orbiting the earth. Just hope the warmer weather doesn't bring out the drones (legal or illegal) as that can be intrusive.

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 7:05 pm
by Dominic
Some images shouldn'e be put in my head.

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:56 am
by PW in Polemi
I just hope you remembered to iron your birthday suit before posing for the police ...
😂😂

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 10:23 am
by Devil
PW in Polemi wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:56 am I just hope you remembered to iron your birthday suit before posing for the police ...
😂😂
:lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: Even the devil can laugh out loud!

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:20 pm
by WHL
PW in Polemi wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:56 am I just hope you remembered to iron your birthday suit before posing for the police ...
😂😂
Iron, it would need a bloody industrial steam press. :shock:

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 2:41 pm
by jagwheels
Happy in Cyprus wrote: Sun Apr 19, 2020 3:14 pm The Police do have high power binoculars, so I'm sure they'd have been able to find something.

Images probably being passed around Larnaca Police Station right now :lol:
My wife has suggested that they would need an electron microscope in my case :oops:

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 3:01 pm
by WHL
jagwheels wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 2:41 pm
Happy in Cyprus wrote: Sun Apr 19, 2020 3:14 pm The Police do have high power binoculars, so I'm sure they'd have been able to find something.

Images probably being passed around Larnaca Police Station right now :lol:
My wife has suggested that they would an electron microscope in my case :oops:
Harsh, very Harsh , :(

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 3:52 pm
by bromerzz
Some women are never satisfied.

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 4:09 pm
by WHL
nholleran wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 4:03 pm Hi you put your Actinica 80 on WHL ??
Only on my head : :D

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 4:32 pm
by boycott
You never know what the cops are doing so watch out WHL -

A "sex-obessed" former police officer who filmed a couple having sex from his force helicopter as well as other people sunbathing naked has been jailed for a year.
Sentencing Pc Adrian Pogmore, Judge Peter Kelson QC told him: "You, quite literally, considered yourself above the law."
Footage shot by Pogmore and screened at Sheffield Crown Court included graphic scenes of a couple having sex in a range of positions on their suburban patio.Other footage showed a woman sunbathing naked in her garden, two naturists sitting outside their caravan and a couple lying naked on sun-loungers outside their home.
The court heard that Pogmore, 51, was "a swinging and sex-obsessed air observer" who was referred to as the "team deviant" by other members of the air support unit at South Yorkshire Police.
Pogmore, of Whiston, Rotherham, admitted four counts of misconduct in a public office last month, on the day his trial was due to start. He has been sacked by South Yorkshire Police.
Two other police officers and two helicopter pilots were tried and cleared of the same offence after telling a jury that they had no idea what Pogmore was doing with the high-powered camera on board the aircraft.

Judge Kelson told Pogmore, who was in tears as he was sentenced: "In short, you used a £2 million helicopter which costs something like 1,000 dollars (sic) an hour to run to advance your own sexual curiosities when it should have been detecting crime."
He said: "Instead of deterring and detecting crime, you were committing crime."
The judge said Pogmore's actions were "offensive and invasive" and called him a "rogue police officer".
Judge Kelson said: "So strong were your sexual urges that you were willing to take, and did take, substantial risks of being detected by your colleagues in the helicopter at the time."
He said: "You spied on and recorded these naked people from a height of 1,000ft.
"You, quite literally, considered yourself above the law. Nobody is above the law."

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/0 ... g-sex-act/

Re: Au naturel

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:37 pm
by The Aquila
Perhaps he got pleasure from using his joystick ?