The Vicar and his Daughters
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 11:36 am
A vicar had three daughters, one 18, one 17 and one 16. He begins to suspect that they have been indulging in sins of the flesh, so decides to interview them.
He takes the 18 year old to his vestry, takes off his clothes, and points to his crown jewels.
"What is this, daughter?"
"Why, it is a penis, father."
The priest is outraged:
"Go to your room you uncouth maiden, you should not know what a penis is at your age.
He takes the 17 year old to his vestry, takes off his clothes, and points to his crown jewels.
"What is this, daughter?"
"Why, it is a penis, father."
The priest is again outraged:
"Go to your room you uncouth maiden, you should not know what a penis is at your age.
Finally, he takes the 16 year old to his vestry, takes off his clothes, and points to his crown jewels.
"What is this, daughter?"
"I don't know, father."
"Ah my sweet, innocent daughter, you have restored my faith in Christian virtue. I shall tell you what it is. It is a penis."
"Call that a penis?"
He takes the 18 year old to his vestry, takes off his clothes, and points to his crown jewels.
"What is this, daughter?"
"Why, it is a penis, father."
The priest is outraged:
"Go to your room you uncouth maiden, you should not know what a penis is at your age.
He takes the 17 year old to his vestry, takes off his clothes, and points to his crown jewels.
"What is this, daughter?"
"Why, it is a penis, father."
The priest is again outraged:
"Go to your room you uncouth maiden, you should not know what a penis is at your age.
Finally, he takes the 16 year old to his vestry, takes off his clothes, and points to his crown jewels.
"What is this, daughter?"
"I don't know, father."
"Ah my sweet, innocent daughter, you have restored my faith in Christian virtue. I shall tell you what it is. It is a penis."
"Call that a penis?"