Eat your heart out!
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 6:23 pm
Count Dracula was walking around his Courtyard in his Castle one night when suddenly, from nowhere, a mini pork pie hit him on the head, "Ow!...he shouted, (as you would) who's that?!"......then a chicken & mushroom Vol-au-vent hit him..."Stop!!" he shouted, "who is there??"............Then from nowhere again, a dry, dodgy chicken drumstick, that had been out of the fridge for at least 5 hours, hit him square on his Fangs...."Thor Thucks Thake"...he said.........but then suddenly, a wooden Cocktail stick with Cheese, a bit of Hot Dog and a Silver Skin Onion, went straight to his Heart....................and out of the shadows a voice said.....wait for it..................
"It is I.......Buffet, the Vampire Slayer".
"It is I.......Buffet, the Vampire Slayer".
