Paphos Life

From a plaque on an old client's desk!

"If you think you can you will, if you think you can't you won't"


Shane

I see what you mean. Sort of like: "Get your priorities right."

Lincoln wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:24 pm

Alfie wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:56 pm

Lincoln wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2017 5:08 pm Mans biggest mistake is to believe that he is working for someone else.

Think about it.

Sorry. I still don't get it.

The only reason for you to work is to make income for YOU and your family

...and the Taxman!

The lights on but nobody in.
my nans sayin when somebodys day dreamin.

Madam I may be drunk but will wake up sober in the morning
You will still be ugly

(attributed to Winston)

Don't worry about what other people say about you, it's none of your business

I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure.

It's the cat's whiskers

Half drunk is money wasted....

Quote by Jefferson: "All men are created equal"

Not according to the women I speak to

Non so blind as those who won't see.

That's as much use as a chocolate teapot (or fireguard)

He's a few bricks short of a bungalow

Empty vessels make most noise

If he had half a brain, he'd be dangerous

Now for a traditional country saying:
If a horse has 4 white socks keep it not a day.
If a horse has 3 white socks send it far away.
If a horse has 2 white socks sell it to a friend
If a horse has one white sock, keep it till its end!

All current historically before the days of the combustion engine!

Dee

"There is no gravity, the Earth sucks."

Written on the wall of the Imperial College Pinball Room, circa 1986.

I well remember something written on the wall of a ladies loo, the first thing written was 'the French rule' underneath someone else had written, 'the French couldn't rule and straight line'.

It cost an arm and a leg.