at the pub

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hamski
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at the pub

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A bloke's got a drinking problem.
One day, his wife says : If you come home drunk one more time, I'll leave you

He can't resist, so a few weeks later he's in the pub getting drunk, and throws up over himself
Says to his friend : I can't go home like this; the wife'll leave me

His friend says : Look, put a 10 pound note in your inside jacket pocket. Go home & tell your wife
" someone threw up over me, gave me 10 pounds for the dry cleaning"

He continues drinking, last orders, then staggers home & opens the door

His wife is up and waiting for him, sees his clothes
He says : Hold on, it's not what you think. Someone threw up over me, gave me 10 pounds for the dry cleaning

His wife says : So why are there TWO 10 pound notes in your hand?

The husband says : Oh, the other 10 pounds is from the bloke that shat in my pants
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