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Lincoln
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Old Age

Post by Lincoln »

>> OLD AGE !
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>> Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed
> that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their
> glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked
> down and saw that it was good.
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>> Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors
> lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend,
> reach & stretch And God looked down and saw that it was good.
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>> Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors
> would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the
> bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it
> was good.
>>
>> So if you find as you age, you are, walking from room to room more,
> getting up and down more, getting excited more, deep breathing more,
> remember -----it's God's will. It is all in your best interest even
> though you continually mutter under your breath.
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>> Nine Important Facts to Remember As We Grow Older
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>> #9-Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
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>> #8-Life is sexually transmitted .
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>> #7-Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
> die.
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>> #6-Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't
> tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
>>
>> #5-Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person
> to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe
> years unless you give them your email address.
>>
>> #4-Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
> hospital, dying of nothing.
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>> #3-All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
> attention to criticism.
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>> #2-In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the
> world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>>
>> #1-Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a
> burning issue tomorrow.
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>>
>> Please share this wisdom with others while I go to the bathroom.
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Firefly
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Re: Old Age

Post by Firefly »

:lol:
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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