A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN SYDNEY THAT READ:
"We will heel you,
We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you."
AT AN OPTOMETRIST’S OFFICE:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
ON A PLUMBER’S TRUCK:
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit... Stay...”
At the Electricity Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
In an Auto Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - this truck is full of Political Promises."
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