Come to the aid of their fellow man.

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JimX
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Come to the aid of their fellow man.

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Come to the aid of their fellow man.


The Irish never hesitate to come to
the aid of their fellow man...air
passengers, in this case!

Shortly after take-off on an
outbound, evening Aer Lingus flight
from Dublin to Paphos, the lead
flight attendant nervously made
the following painful announcement
in her lovely Irish brogue:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very
sorry, but it appears that there
has been a terrible mix-up by our
catering service. I don't know
how this has happened, but we have
103 passengers on board, and
unfortunately, we received only
40 dinner meals. I truly apologize
for this mistake and inconvenience."

When the muttering of the passengers
had died down, she continued,
"Anyone who is kind enough to give
up their meal so that someone
else can eat, will receive free and
unlimited drinks for the duration
of our 4 hour flight.”

Her next announcement came about
2 hours later:

"If anyone is hungry, we still have
40 dinners available."
Jim.
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Re: Come to the aid of their fellow man.

Post by Lincoln »

Ha Ha that is funny.
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