A dwarf was drinking in a bar, when a sexy blonde walked up to him & said “I’ve always wanted to have sex with a little person.”
The dwarf replied “I’m sorry, but I’ve had women say that before, then I go home with them & the husband or boyfriend finds out & I get beaten up.”
“It’s ok,”said the woman, “my husband is working away until next week.“
So, against his better judgment he goes back home with the woman.
They start having amazing sex, when suddenly the front door opens.
“Shit, it’s my husband!“ she said.”quick, hang out of the bedroom window & when he goes for a shower, you can climb in & get away!”
So the dwarf climbs out of the window & hangs on the ledge by his fingertips.
The husband comes in the bedroom & says “It’s cold in here!” slams the window shut onto the dwarfs fingertips & he plummets to the ground.
The woman is distraught & calls an ambulance.
A couple of days later she goes to visit the dwarf in hospital.
“How are you?” she asked.
“Well, my fingers are broken, I’ve got two broken ankles, a dislocated hip & severe concussion,”he said.
“Oh dear!” she said. “Still, I suppose it could have been much much worse.“
“Much worse?!” said the dwarf angrily. “How the f**k do you figure that out?”
“Well,” she said, “you’re lucky that I live in a bungalow!”
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