I went in to the new Kebab shop in Paphos last night and was surprised to find that the proprietor was an old man with a log white beard , a red jacket and a red bobble hat with a white pom pom.
“ Santa “ I said “ What are you doing here “?
Well, times are hard he said Kids don’t believe in me any more and what with everyone buying gifts on the Internet with fast delivery from Amazon then all the Covid restrictions I’ve had to shut down. I’ve had to lay off all the elves but I still need to look after Mrs Santa so this business seemed like a good idea.
Anyway, he said enough of my troubles - What can I get you ?
I’ll have a large Donar please I said.
I’m very sorry, he said, I’m right out of Donner Would a Blitzen do ?