WHY DID I GET DIVORCED?
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 3:11 pm
WELL,
LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY. MY WIFE DIDN'T WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. MY PARENTS FORGOT AND SO DID MY KIDS.
I WENT TO WORK AND EVEN MY COLLEAGUES DIDN'T WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
AS I ENTERED MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY SAID, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOSS!" I FELT SO SPECIAL.
SHE ASKED ME OUT FOR LUNCH. AFTER LUNCH, SHE INVITED ME TO HER APARTMENT.
WE WENT THERE AND SHE SAID, "DO YOU MIND IF I GO INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MINUTE?"
"OKAY," I SAID.
SHE CAME OUT 5 MINUTES LATER WITH A BIRTHDAY CAKE, MY WIFE, MY PARENTS, MY KIDS, MY FRIENDS, & MY COLLEAGUES ALL YELLING, "SURPRISE!!!" WHILE I WAS WAITING ON THE SOFA... NAKED
LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY. MY WIFE DIDN'T WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. MY PARENTS FORGOT AND SO DID MY KIDS.
I WENT TO WORK AND EVEN MY COLLEAGUES DIDN'T WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
AS I ENTERED MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY SAID, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOSS!" I FELT SO SPECIAL.
SHE ASKED ME OUT FOR LUNCH. AFTER LUNCH, SHE INVITED ME TO HER APARTMENT.
WE WENT THERE AND SHE SAID, "DO YOU MIND IF I GO INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MINUTE?"
"OKAY," I SAID.
SHE CAME OUT 5 MINUTES LATER WITH A BIRTHDAY CAKE, MY WIFE, MY PARENTS, MY KIDS, MY FRIENDS, & MY COLLEAGUES ALL YELLING, "SURPRISE!!!" WHILE I WAS WAITING ON THE SOFA... NAKED