A woman on her deathbed,called her husband and asked him to open a box from under the bed.
Inside he found 3 eggs and £7,000 in cash.
"What are the eggs for"?asks the husband.
She replied "Every time we had crap sex,I would put an egg in the box"
"Not bad"says the husband,"3eggs in 35 years,and the cash"?
She replies"Everytime I got a dozen I sold them"
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