Toilet roll

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Toilet roll

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Aghhh!

Ran out of loo paper and had to start using lettuce leaves.

Today was just the tip of the iceberg.

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The first version is better, when a man goes to the doctor with a bit of lettuce sticking out of his bottom and the doctor says "I'm afraid that's the tip of the iceberg",

However, any humour at the moment is to be encouraged. :)
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A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
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😂
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