one last time

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WHL
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one last time

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A man returns from the doctors and tells his wife his illness is terminal and he has only 24 hours to live.
They go to bed that evening and he asks her for a last sex session.
She agrees and they have some passionate lovemaking. After resting, he says “honey, I only have 8 hours left, can we do it again!?”
She agrees and let him climb on top of her again.
She has just finally drifted off to sleep when he wakes her up and says, “Honey, please…just one more time before I die”.
At this point his wife sits up in bed and says, “Listen you selfish bastard, I have to get up in the morning and you don’t!” :lol:
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