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The chief exec of KFC approaches the pope and say’s
“If I give you $300 million dollars would you change the words of the Lord’s Prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken?”

The pope say’s “no I can’t possibly do that”

Three months later he’s back again and this time he say’s
“If I give you $400 million dollars would you change the words of the Lord’s Prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken?”

The pope say’s “I have told you before, I can’t possibly do that”

Three months later he’s back again and this time he say’s
“If I give you $500 million dollars would you change the words of the Lord’s Prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken?”

The pope say’s “$500 million dollars, that’s a lot of money, OK I’ll do it”

So off he goes to the conclave of Cardinals and he say’s to them “There’s good news and there’s bad news, the good news is that we have got $500 million dollars, the bad news is that we have lost the Hovis account”.
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:lol:
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Yeah ok, I like that one. :)
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😀😀
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