One day a tourist walked up to a pirate with an eye patch and a hook. "How did you lose your hand?
" he asked. Said the pirate "I lost it in a swordfight." "Oh! Is that how you lost your eye?
" asked the tourist. "No, I lost that the day I looked up and a seagull crapped in my eye." replied the pirate. "I didn't know that would put someone's eye out!" said the tourist. The pirate said "It won't, that was the first day I had my hook.
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